YO! Lookit! A Chapter! A whole fucking YEAR later. Gosh, you people should just kill me now and put us all out of our miseries. Or something. Perhaps you'd have to torture me into telling you what happens at the end of these stories first, but THEN you should kill me.

Okay, seriously, any freak-o stalkers out there, incase you're insane, this is NOT me giving you permission to kill me. >_>

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On with the show!


Prologue / Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four / Chapter Five / Chapter Six / Chapter Seven /


( Story summary/warnings/general author notes etc )


( Burn to Shine Chapter Eight - Put Me Together Again )

Oh and, MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! Yay, Jesus! Hope people are having good holidays! Peace, dudes!

Okay, just a quick fly-by note again. I may update with something more conversational later, but for now I have no time despite LJ calling.

Life, kicks my ass, with big steel-capped boots. Not asking for a pity-party or anything here, but SHEESH! How much crap can be packed into one year? I don't know, I don't WANT to know. What I do know is that it's a lot more than I thought it would be. To explain this bitching a tad, last term went something like this:
Weeks 1-2: "Whheeeeeeeee! I love being at uni so much!! ...Holy CRAP my workload is insane this semester... ARG! Stressing about flats! >:["
Week 3: "Yay Uni! Oh! Ah! (<- not sex noises) Flat! WAH! Moving is mega hassle! Stressszzz. [pause] *looks at schedule* ........Excuse me? I have only 3 weeks left of term and HOW MANY assignments/tests/essays????!!?? PANIC-DESU!"
Week 4: "Okay, must focus on working, ah, my life is crazy, wtf, okay, focus, yes hah..." My Boss - "So, do you want to work more than twice your normal shifts for the next 3 weeks?" Me - "Oh.. um, money is really good when you're in as much debt as I am and I'm being all focus-y on my workload, so I _should_ be able to manage, so um, yesss?" (<- I am very stupid.)
Week 5: "AH! FLAIL! *procrastinates* ... *misses classes due to flailage* Panic panIC PANIC PANIC PANIC!
Week 6: Universe - "Hmm, she thinks that the shit has already hiteth the fan. Hah, Hah. HAHAHAHAHAHA! *curses*" Me - "Ack!" *gets virus of DOOM* *tries to keep going anyway* *gets bronchitis as WELL as virus of doom* *f(l)ails* Essays/tests/assignments are done/not done to varying degrees or suckdom. Work is VERY annoyed with me.
Week 7: (holidays) "Oh bloody hell. I HATE YOU, UNIVERSE!!!" *tries to catch up on essays. fails. submits one of two two days late, ignores the other altogether as a lost-cause.* Universe - *laughs* Me - *gives up and sleeps for several days*
Week 8: (now, still holidays) "I would like to register a complaint or something here, people," *eyes Burn to Shine and DMTs forlornly* *picks up homework* "Sighhhh" panic panic. Sensei - "So, I haven't received your aegrotat from the registry yet..." Me - ".......... I don't even know why I bother, seriously people. Seriously." *ignores life and spends day walking through the botanical gardens with friend checking out the daffodils.* *comes home and regrets this, cracks open the study study study study.*

Le sigh.

So yeah. Me being not around has some basis in reality, not just me being depressed and antisocial. (Although there's that, too.) I really miss everyone. I miss the fandom. And MAN, I REALLY miss writing. So. Fucking. Much. Yeah, depending on how much of this amazing shittiness that seems to magically appear from nowhere gets piled on me next term, I'm hoping to have some more time for writing as I get myself a bit more organised. We'll see, ne?

Also, ( Brief comments about Deathly Hallows, and yes, there are spoilers aplenty )

Also ( quick comment about the whole child-porn debacle )

...Holy crap, that wasn't really a short update after all, was it? *looks sheepish* It's reeeeeally late now and I gotta go to bed before insuring that working tomorrow will be total torture, but I'm glad I was able to get some of this stuff out there.

(Oh and, Hi to all the people who have friended me lately. It never fails to amaze me. Welcome aboard. ^_^)

Hope everyone is good! Let me know the Goss! Laterz dudes and dudettes!

Page out!

Hi all! Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to be shifting today to my new flat, AND, in about oh, 2 hours I'm picking up the LAST, FINAL, END book of Harry Potter *cries*. So, for both of these reasons I'm not going to be around the internet for an unknown amount of time. My new flat has wireless so I won't have internet till I can got a card-thingy, which will depend on money/time etc to get one. It might be the end of today, it might be the end of the week, I'm not sure. Also, HP6 took me about 24 hours to finish (with 10 hours sleep and short food-breaks included) last time. But as I said, I'm shifting today, so I'm not going to have as much time to vege out.

Even if I get my internet up and running today, I'm not coming back online till I've read the book because I don't want anything spoilt by anyone who has actually READ the end. *points at lame-ass anonymous people who have been spamming with clearly not-the-end spoilers* Unlike those losers. So that might take a little longer. Dunno.

Anyway, wish me well with my ventures, today, and I wish everyone well with theirs!

P.S. I'm turning off anonymous posting until the end of this spamming thing. Hope that's not a problem for anyone.

Big fat edit: Went over to the flat to begin the moving-in process, and it was bad news after bad news after bad news and by the end of it, I came home, called my parents and said, "I can't go there! There are crazies and they want me to replace the fridge and people are having parties and trashing the place and not paying the bills and the bond (which they hadn't mentioned previously) is way too high!" So txt'd the guy and said I was pulling out. Which I feel SOOOOO bad for, but they hadn't indicated previously that there was going to be NO FRIDGE and the bond was really high and I was like, this place is BAD NEWS! So I ran away. Then felt awful, bought myself junk food and went to the movies (all by myslf, which wasn't actually as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It was just like doing anything by yourself, really...) but yeah. Major bummer. /edit

Okay, alright, stop the press, here it is. Firstly, my sincere apologies for how insanely long this has taken. Please forgive. In my defence, since the last chapter I have moved house, got a new job, started uni, had a mental break down, quit said job and learned a shit-load of Japanese. ^_^ (Though not much in the scale of things at all!) Hopefully the next one won't be nearly as bad! Oh and, this chapter is almost three times the length of my average chapters. zom. Anyway, on with the show. Apologies for any weirdness or bad tenses, my brain died a bit on the whole, ‘English language’ thing for this chapter. *smiles weakly* (not as though it’s my first language or anything! <--sarcasm. ^_^;)


Previous Chapters:

/ Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four /


( Summary and warnings etc )


( Dry My Tears - Chapter Five )

HAH! A mighty feat of fast-typing has brought us the next chapter in all its ranting glory. I must admit that I loved writing this, I loved the complexity and layers of the characters and I hope yon readers enjoy as well. Onward and upward!

Previous chapters:

Prologue / Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four / Chapter Five / Chapter Six /


( Story summary/warnings/general author notes etc )


( Burn to Shine Chapter Seven - Falling Dominoes )

HAH! She's done, mate! Hope people like this chapter as much as I do. I finally got Voldemort's characterization rightish, so I'm feeling chipper! *dances* Will now be working on BtS_07. Hugs and love!

Previous Chapters:

/ Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three /

( Summary and warnings etc )


( Dry My Tears - Chapter Four )

Right! Now we've got to the tasty parts! Just for the final record, I started writing this chapter on the 4th of May, it has taken me six months, seven re-writes, and a partridge in a pear tree to bring it to completion. I am heartilly sick of it, but happy enough with how it's turned out. I hope you all enjoy it more than I did!


Previous chapters:

Prologue / Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four / Chapter Five /


( Story summary/warnings/general author notes etc )


( Chapter Six - Burning )

Okay, so after much angst on my part, here be the next chapter of Dry My Tears. I usually finish a chapter then let it sit for a week before I do a final edit because I usually spot more things I want to change, but I'm a bit desperate to get this out of the way so, here it is. I'm not entirely happy with this (it's a bit longer and more explainy than I wanted it to be), but I couldn't really do much about it at this point. So yeah, tell me what you think.

Also, I just posted a big wad of information about the Anita Blake universe in case anybody wants to de-confuse themselves a little. (hopefully my tired-brain wont just confuse you more), it's here, should you want it.

Previous Chapters:

/ Chapter One / Chapter Two /

( Summary and warnings etc )


( Dry My Tears - Chapter Three )


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Right then. Less procrastinating, more chapters! (If only repeating this statment over and over meant it actually happened...). I started chapter seven the other day and have done some editing of Ch6 so I feel like it's sort-of okay to post this. I promised myself I wouldn't post it until I'd updated my 'list of plot trip-ups' (also known as 'stuff I wrote earlier but will probably forget') but I got too impatient. So yeah; here, I hope you enjoy! (This is when we find out why this is a creature feature!)


Previous chapters:

Prologue / Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four /


( Story summary/warnings/general author notes etc )


( Chapter Five - All I Ever Knew )


Would love to know what you think. :)

Cross posting! (sorry, I'm REAAAAALLY tired soo have nothing else to say.)

Title: Dry My Tears (Harry Potter x Anita Blake crossover)

Pairings: Harry/Voldemort, Draco/Jason, Anita/all her usuals as of Incubus Dreams
Rating: R (maybe NC-17 later)

Disclaimer:This story is based on characters and situations created and owned byJK Rowling, Laurell K. Hamilton and other publishers, no money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Warnings: Non-con, Ardeur, Voldemort, violence

Summary: (Crossover fic: Laurell K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake universe) Voldemort’sturned into sexy vampire, (Oooo!) Harry gets captured, (Oh Noes!) Chaos ensues (Aaah!) Contains: kitties, guns, Anita (+ gang), sex, biting, and a profusion of swearing. Enjoy!
Setting: 7th year following HP cannon till end of GoF, AB cannon till end of Incubus Dreams

A/N: Okay so, I finished this a lot faster than I thought I would, (mostly because it's becoming a poorly disguised procrastination tool so that I don't have to work on other fics or ASSIGNMENTS!) hope ya'll enjoy. There will be more action in next chapter.

( Previous chapter )

( Dry My Tears - Chapter Two )

Gooood morning (afternoon) all! So, I figured that although chapter 6 is still sitting around being a general ass, I do have two chapters sitting around waiting to go, so since it's been almost two months since I gave ya'll a chapter of this, I thought I'd relent. This chapter begins the action.


Previous chapters:

Prologue / Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three /


( Story summary/warnings/general author notes etc )


Lets get this Party started!


( Chapter Four - Fate or Chance - whichever, she’s a bitch. )

Yeah, comments appreciated as always, (i.e. obsessed over). Chapter five will come out whenever I get around to editing it, and chapter six will one day, also be finished. :( Also planning on getting Ch.2 of Dry My Tears finished soon-ish.

Okay so, I promised I wouldn't post this but I totally caved and posted it over at hpvamp the other day and I thought I better keep some sence of organisation of my published stuff and have a copy of everything here so yeah, Harry/Vamp!Voldemort it is!


Title: Dry My Tears (Harry Potter Anita Blake crossover)
Author: Page Russet
Pairing: Harry/Voldemort, Draco/Jason, Anita/all her usuals
Rating: R (maybe NC-17 if I feel like it later)
Word Count: 1,899 (this chapter)
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, Laurell K. Hamilton and other publishers, no money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: Non-con, Ardeur, Voldemort, violence
Summary: (Crossover fic: Laurell K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake universe) Voldemort’s turned into sexy vampire, (Oooo!) Harry gets captured, (Oh Noes!) Chaos ensues (Aaah!) Contains: kitties, guns, Anita (+ gang), sex, biting, and a profusion of swearing. Enjoy!

Author Notes: Okay well, here is another one of these.... things... I seem to not be able to get out of my head. (Don’t blame me, it was the bunnies!)

It was really supposed to be PWP but one chapter didn’t satisfy the bunnies, so goodness knows what’s going to happen to it now. (I sure as hell don’t. EDIT as of June, 2008: just so first-time readers aren't put off by this, I'm still going with this story but I definitely know where I'm going with it now. XD Don't panic!)

Okay so, we’re following the cannon till Goblet of Fire here too, (OotP just explains too darn much!) So no dead whosits, and no prophesy. Cannon till Incubus Dreams of AB too. However I am stealing one or two bits like the explanation of how being with the Dursleys protects Harry, and that he is under surveillance at all times, (as is explained at the beginning of OotP). And maybe some characters too, if I feel like it.

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So basically, this is me just trying to get the bunnies out of my head, so I am doing whatever the hell I want, sorry if this confuses anyone, if you want something a little more structured, go read Burn to Shine.

Oh, and Voldemort is a vampire. Why? ...Well, if you have to ask yourself that question, then you probably won’t like this fic.

Anyway, I’ll stop talking now.

(I totally blame beren_writes for the crossover demons.)


( Dry My Tears - Chapter One )

Well, here we go. Sorry for the delay, here's Chapter Three. This chapter contains my favourite scene to-date, (bet you can guess which one) plus some added tension. Hope y'all enjoy. :)

Previous chapters:

Prologue / Chapter One / Chapter Two /

( Story summary/warnings/general author notes etc )


annnnd...

( Chapter Three - In no particular order: Questions, Answers and Confusion )

Yeah, so there we are. Comments appreciated as always. Chapter 4 and 5 are going to be a bit longer - Draft has been finished but final edit is delayed for now. Chapter 6 is in progress. Oh, and I DID finish the EVIL SCENE OF DOOM (for chapter 6) so movement really is being made there. :D

*snerks* This is a silly entry coz it's my journal and I can be silly whenever I like *makes a stupid face*

I did the first 1,000wrds for chapter 6 today. Yays. Do any of you authory ppl know the feeling when you create a story out of one inspired moment/feeling/situation? Well, I've got to my inspiration point for this story, so that's vuury cool/nerve wracking. I hope I can live up to the image in my head with the words on the page. I've also got to the point where I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally have to pay attention because things that happened in early chapters now have to worked in otherwise they will never make any sense, so, pray that I wont completely screw this up! heheh, I am haivng fun though.

Weekend of Doom is coming up:

Work Friday night, work Saturday day, work Sat night, Sun off, work Mon day and prolly Mon night. ;_; (("Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far away from here.")) Nah, it shouldn't be too bad, hopefully we won't have INSANE amounts of customers so I won't have to take orders yet. Just gotta remember to get lots of sleep beforehand.

yus. I'm tired, I think I might go to bed. *wanders off*

Rar.

Been away. Did stuff. Had fun. Fell in love with Hyde (Japanese alternative rock singer). Back now. (Tired). Edited heaps of stuff. (Chapter 3 should be ready soonish).

Also semi-edited the gift-fic I did for KRM's birthday (which was like... 2 months ago... ;_;). So here it is.

You'll have to excuse how silly it is... it was supposed to be, and it's not heavily edited because it's so random.

Hope you like, KRM! (It's just silly... don't get your hopes up)

( The True Story of the Defeat of the Dark Lord )

Hey there, one and all. After an excessively long delay, here, for your reading pleasure, (I hope) is Chapter Two of my Harry Potter Fanfiction, Burn to Shine. (I can never decide if I want the 'to' to be capatilized or not...)

If you so desire, you can find previous chapters here:

Prologue / Chapter One /

( Story summary/warnings/general author notes )

And if you've already read all that:

( Chapter Two - Twists of Fate )

plot bunnies

everywhere!

Turning Voldemort into a vampire!

Stealing from Laurell K Hamilton and J K Rowling at the same time!

Impossible! you say? NO! because THE.BUNNIES.HAVE.TAKEN.ME.!

m`at 1,680 words... I should be working on Burn to Shine, but the bunnies..



THE BUNNIES I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeird! I just felt suddenly like it was winter. You know, that feeling when it is freezing outside but warm inside. That's the feeling I suddenly have. It's creepy. >_>

HOWEVER! I finished chapter 4 (first draft) today!! yayayayayay! Unfortunately, this finishing was not quite where I expected it to be, so chapter 4 info is now un-packed into chapter 4 and on-coming chapter 5. But hey, not like my publisher is gonna shoot me for it or anything XD

Also got a big chunk of Ch3 edited, woot!

*runs off to find socks*