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prairie_grass
02 June 2008 @ 06:30 pm
I see sex everywhere  
Of course, when you're writing porn, that's kind of understandable...

No no, this is funny, wait for it!

I was writing a (completely non-pr0nny!) scene today for the JaeminYoosuUntitledFicofDoomz0r (also known as JYUFoD) and I was just wanting to jot some thoughts down, as opposed to writing it well, and I looked up and the first words of every paragraph which weren't dialogue went like this:
Yunho shoved
Changmin sucked
Yunho hissed
Changmin opened
Yunho growled
Changmin frowned

THERE IS NO HOMIN IN THIS FIC!!! I'm just secretly a really bad writer when I haven't edited and always seem to start sentences noun-verb, noun-verb, noun-verb. But the funny thing is it doesn't even get any better when I add a couple more of the words of each line...!

Yunho shoved Changmin against the wall
Changmin sucked in air
Yunho hissed and leaned back
Changmin opened his mouth
Yunho growled and tightened his fists
Changmin frowned and reached up to pull

@_@!!! It gets less porny when I add the rest of the sentences, so we'll just leave it there, but I had to share my hilarity. They were actually having a very serious discussion!!!web siteanalytic
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[identity profile] mimei.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 06:55 am (UTC)
HOMIN *POINTS AND TRIES NOT TO SHUDDER*...*KICKED* XD;;;
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 06:56 am (UTC)
HAH! AM I NOT AWESOMELY SPAZ!? HOW DID THAT GET THERE?!?!

I will not kick you, I agree!! XDD
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[identity profile] mimei.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 07:06 am (UTC)
porn iz yr brain.

:x
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 07:13 am (UTC)
That ICON iz my brain. *loves on it*

...I want this fic to be finished. I'm sick of having 10 million unfinished fics demanding my attention. :(
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[identity profile] mimei.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 07:17 am (UTC)
lol you can steal it if you want.

this is why i'm careful not to start too many things *hugs* ganbatte.
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
*iz so tempted* Thinking of upgraging my LJ sometime soon to a paid account. Except not really happy that if/when I become poor I will have no basic account to return to. :/

You are very wise in many ways.... At least this time I'm not posting till it's done?
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[identity profile] mimei.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 07:32 am (UTC)
does it really revert to sponsored? i thought it could stay as basic. but i can't live without paid, i don't think...so yeah. definitely can't handle ads on lj. just seems so wrong.

you are coming along, grasshopper.
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 07:47 am (UTC)
I thought it did, but I could be wrong about that. *will go check it out* I know, ads are so fugly. I still get a shock when I see them on the login page. It's like, 'WTF!?!'

*nods sagely* You teach me well, senpai. (between the leering and locker!sex)
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[identity profile] mimei.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 08:08 am (UTC)
i think you can revert so long as you were basic to start....

*winks lewdly* go rsvp to my bday dinner on fb.
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 08:16 am (UTC)
oh, sweet.

I AM COMINNGGGGG. I am so scared of meeting all your friends. #_#
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[identity profile] mimei.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 08:21 am (UTC)
ugh gmail refuses to let me reply to yr mail *lmao at the nametag thought*

dw, i doubt all of them will come, but trust me they are lovely, intelligent, non-judgemental, crazy people! i'll protect chu.
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 08:31 am (UTC)
wow, same here. We broke gmail! YUS! Did you see that by the end there I had gained your sig? Can I have a locker!sex or Porn-Co-Conspirator nametag or something so I don't feel left out?

I do hope Natalia, Navin and Trihn come, because I would like to put faces to the names you and Simon speak of. And... stake my claim to you publicly *glarez a little at mimei's friendz... while hiding behind mimei* I keep thinking Simon will be there... but I won't speak of him any more >_>


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[identity profile] mimei.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 08:38 am (UTC)
hahahahahahah i did notice that, wtf!!!!!ahahahaah let's trufaxly do nametags, it'll be a laugh!

i bet they will! yayness. but i am flawed if i'm not free ;3 trinh's in white. he shall not be named *glarez*
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 08:51 am (UTC)
YAY! I wanted to do nametags at my 21st but since no one appreciated my awesome vision nothing came of it. What should we put on them? What should yours be?

Flawed/free? (are you quoting at meeee?)

I think we should abandon that thread in gmail, it is very creepy for me to be saying things in... latin? which I do not understand...
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[identity profile] prairie-grass.livejournal.com on June 2nd, 2008 10:15 am (UTC)
Also: I just made the most amazingly fantasmo dish of fried rice possibly ever created in a shitty-ass flat situation. It had mushrooms, rice, broccoli, slices of omelette, bacon, and extra veges for good measure! (just fyi, I misspelt every second word in while writing that. Peeji is overdue to have some real food.) the only downside being that the mushrooms are a bit acrid due to being slightly aged. All else is good in my food-town.

*does a somewhat weary dance* I am ready for this day to be over...
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