Oh My Gosh. I just bought my Mum her birthday present, right? I got her a complete set of dinner and side plates (six of each). At their original price the dinner plates were $13 each, and the side plates were $9 each. If I had bought them at full price they would have cost me $132 all up, okay?

I got them for eighteen fucking dollars!

That, my friends, is the most insanely bitchin bargin in the history of the universe. I'm thinking about going back and making it a set of ten not six. @_@ Zommmmmm.

Anyway, I'm off to study.