Well, this does really explain why you lot are permanently insane, really. How cruel of us to be blaming you for all these years when CLEARLY it's not your fault at all! And, 'exceedingly more popular'? oh. oh oh OH my dear! You have been surrounded by american-ness for too long! Have we NZers taught you NOTHING!!!!? For SHAME! Get yourself to the bathroom and wash out your mouth! ...or...your fingers or something...

Mwahahaha! Look, if it weren't for the fact that Sam is a human and Bumblebee is some kind of organic cybernetic (<- what the hell does that even MEAN anyway) electrical robot car alien thing then EVERYONE would be slashing them. And if fandom has taught me nothing else, it's that two beings coming from innately incompatible species is but a TRIFLING stumbling block.

Tally ho!