Because stories invade the brain, to tempt the mind away from reality! *evil snicker here*

Must email you pictures of the kittens~! They're only two weeks and a few days old, but they're so big!

(And here is where I would post a long sentence in Japanese, but decided not to because all I have is an immesnely thick English-to-Japanese dictionary and would make so many grammar mistakes it would be funny)

Sayanara Page-chan
(or is it -San? Can't remember which one was the more girl-directed)