Okay, that totally sounds like I'm turning him into a bird, which I am NOT. We don't have Nyquil in New Zealand so I'm not really sure what that is, but I can't even blame it on the drugs because I didn't take any. *cries* I have actually started to write it now. If I can't get it right I will pass it off to another author. ^_^ I'm a sucker for punishment or something, 4 serious!

Welcome to the internet, by the way! A world full of jargon and insanity awaits you! What fandoms are you into? I could point you towards some recs.